Saturday, February 14, 2004

A direct quote from my only valentine this year: "Dear, sweet Taylor! You are like a butterfly that has flown into my heart, causing it to fluctuate with your every gentle flutter. Each time I gaze at your wild, untamed mop of hair my nipples begin to salivate with unquenchable desire! Yet whenever I am near you these unwarranted sensations leave me powerless to declare my intense craving for you. Why must you affect me so? Make yourself known to me!" dude whoever you are you're officially my hero because that's freakin' hilarious.

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