taylor

It's all a game, but knowing so doesn't make it any easier to play.

If you ever find yourself lost or scared in the woods, just think to yourself, "I'm a big monkey."

I swear it works.

Which foot is the good foot?

It's always a dilemma for me. Let's see - here's one clean sock, but I can't find another one. Ok, I guess I'll have to wear one dirty one too - that's better than two dirty ones right? Which foot gets the clean sock though? I went with the right foot today. ... and unto man was given the gift on inconsequential thought.

My father hates his job. Today I realized,

I don't know what he wanted to be when he grew up.