Wednesday, March 31, 2004
so I was thinking about musicians that have gone downhill and I feel strongly that james brown is more james brown than michael jackson is michael jackson.
worst library experience ever. I got stoned and went to the art n arch library to do research for drawing class. found some awesome books, was all excited and went to check out and they told me I had a $ 378 fine. I thought they were kidding, I didn't even know that was possible. turns out I had 5 really overdue books that they had declared lost and were charging me to replace. Lost my ass, they were sitting on my desk. so I took them back and now I owe $50. but that's $50 in late fees from last year that I haven't had to pay yet. so I don't think I have to pay anything; computers are screwy.
Tuesday, March 30, 2004
buckle your seat belt
hide your fur bearing animals
french trappers are here about
plaid died pomeranian pelt
perfect for the fashion conscious celt
hide your fur bearing animals
french trappers are here about
plaid died pomeranian pelt
perfect for the fashion conscious celt
Sunday, March 28, 2004
more about the OC. fuck I like the music too it's obviously placed too. oh ryan don't you just love rooney insert kiss by marissa cooper. hmm I'll get beautiful tv star girlfriends if I like rooney too. oh and lets mention their name at least five times in the show and go to a concert where they play. ok so I don't like rooney and I had heard of them much before but other stuff is good.
death cab for cutie who seth is in love with is fucking great. so if I show selectivity is then ok to like it? oh fuck it I can like whatever the fuck I want. I'm an intelligent person with a large vocabulary. I can choose whatever the fuck I want. I downloaded the starburst song where they whistle and stuff blows up around them.
death cab for cutie who seth is in love with is fucking great. so if I show selectivity is then ok to like it? oh fuck it I can like whatever the fuck I want. I'm an intelligent person with a large vocabulary. I can choose whatever the fuck I want. I downloaded the starburst song where they whistle and stuff blows up around them.
my life should be more dramatic. maybe some theme music would help.
all the world is a stage, and we are but merely players in it... or something to that effect. Shakespear. Live your life as if it were a tv show starring you (paraphrased) Warhol. I don't know about shakespear but warhol did all right success wise. Maybe this is the trick.
we all need to write screenplays for our lives.
you lay out your main characters at the start of this continuom where they are and what they are about. laying it out occasionally could be effective. it is like a sketch for a painting, you lay out where you want the final to be and it's more successful.
because its very hard to paint spontaneously unless you're bob ross, or an abstract expressionist, then you're probably drunk and depressed and those are rather unnatractive character traits unless of course you want to be an abs ex but that market is 30 or so years out of vogue and. so let's rule their opinions out of the question at the moment.
insert personal contradiction, I define myself as spontaneous so maybe my personality is random at times, but I define myself as spontaneous so I'm spontaneous a predefined amount of time. because you really mustn't be spontaneous about your levels of spontaneousity; it throws people off, which can be quite annoying. As can misspelling words and a spur of consciousness/conversational writing style. and hey you know what else is annoying crab's legs, that sums it up exactly, crabs legs are expensive if you live in Kansas or so I hear and a pain in the ass to eat, this by comparison is free and would move relatively well through the digestive system if printed out on standart office paper and is completely undetectable to all urine tests, least that's what my dealer tells me anyways. free of course until someone decides to pay me for it. I then will sell out like all good creative and talented people. I have never eaten at red lobster, my parents are currently on at least a 20 yr boycott. # of times I've eaten at various resteraunts in my lifetime: KFC 3, Taco Johns 0, Red Lobster 0, Chik filet 0, Subarro 0, Chuckie cheese 1, and thats it for now. next question please.
all the world is a stage, and we are but merely players in it... or something to that effect. Shakespear. Live your life as if it were a tv show starring you (paraphrased) Warhol. I don't know about shakespear but warhol did all right success wise. Maybe this is the trick.
we all need to write screenplays for our lives.
you lay out your main characters at the start of this continuom where they are and what they are about. laying it out occasionally could be effective. it is like a sketch for a painting, you lay out where you want the final to be and it's more successful.
because its very hard to paint spontaneously unless you're bob ross, or an abstract expressionist, then you're probably drunk and depressed and those are rather unnatractive character traits unless of course you want to be an abs ex but that market is 30 or so years out of vogue and. so let's rule their opinions out of the question at the moment.
insert personal contradiction, I define myself as spontaneous so maybe my personality is random at times, but I define myself as spontaneous so I'm spontaneous a predefined amount of time. because you really mustn't be spontaneous about your levels of spontaneousity; it throws people off, which can be quite annoying. As can misspelling words and a spur of consciousness/conversational writing style. and hey you know what else is annoying crab's legs, that sums it up exactly, crabs legs are expensive if you live in Kansas or so I hear and a pain in the ass to eat, this by comparison is free and would move relatively well through the digestive system if printed out on standart office paper and is completely undetectable to all urine tests, least that's what my dealer tells me anyways. free of course until someone decides to pay me for it. I then will sell out like all good creative and talented people. I have never eaten at red lobster, my parents are currently on at least a 20 yr boycott. # of times I've eaten at various resteraunts in my lifetime: KFC 3, Taco Johns 0, Red Lobster 0, Chik filet 0, Subarro 0, Chuckie cheese 1, and thats it for now. next question please.
the ten commandments of taylor. really they're more guidelines. but commandments that's so much more dignified and imposing. 1. neverleave permanent record of drunken thoughts until the next day.
t.b.c
the oc is hurting my grades. we downloaded them all and I've been watching them, tv shows are way better when you can watch them back back
yes it is completely pop, a cold hearted corporate shot at the most profitable market segment. but damn it. it's interesting to watch. yes it is unbelievable, of course the're all in high school, and their parents look more like brothers or sisters. and there is that striking resemblance to daytime television plot structure. but it floats my flotilla of canoes. and like most things it makes me think.
t.b.c
the oc is hurting my grades. we downloaded them all and I've been watching them, tv shows are way better when you can watch them back back
yes it is completely pop, a cold hearted corporate shot at the most profitable market segment. but damn it. it's interesting to watch. yes it is unbelievable, of course the're all in high school, and their parents look more like brothers or sisters. and there is that striking resemblance to daytime television plot structure. but it floats my flotilla of canoes. and like most things it makes me think.
Friday, March 19, 2004
oh fuck its 2:12 am, I'm drunk and, I have class at 8:30
kay sera seraa
kay sera seraa
Saturday, March 06, 2004
memorex should have a promotional deal where when you send in so many upc codes off of cd spindles you get a free eyepatch, the official swash belt buckle, and and your very own genuine imitation peg leg. And in conclusion, I'd like to leave you with one final note, I'm rick james bitch.
