Saturday, October 02, 2004
Why do they put babies and animals like bears on the packaging for toilet paper? Neither actually would need to use the product. I would be more impressed if they put an expert on there. You know Wheaties is the breakfast of champions - you put champions on the box. I want high performance toilet paper. Put somebody on there who knows about toilet paper, like that Japanese competitive eater, the one that eats like 60 hotdogs in ten minutes, I would trust his opinion on toilet paper brands.
